Sunday, January 9, 2011

McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency.:
I'd Like to Buy Your Novel, Good Sir!
BY Andrew Ford
"Yes! You there! The one with the lukewarm small coffee and the laptop! I would love to purchase whatever it is you have been working on. I see you here everyday. I take notice. You probably think no one is cataloging your daily toils, or that no one is going to reward you for just showing up everyday at this coffee house, pumping out half a page, and then listening to internet radio. How dreadfully wrong you are."